Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Dream Home: Effective Blend of Pure Slasher and Black Humor

The slasher is one infamously most fashioned types of horror movies around today, since it taps into the most basic fear of being hunted by someone trying to kill you and however some people are prefer seeing a heck ton of blood, guts, and mucus oozing all over the place. But what a good
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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Bruce Lee, My Brother: Shed Some Light into The Legend

The biopic of the (early) life of international martial arts phenomenon, “Bruce Lee, My Brother”, is finally arrived on big screen with more drama, more young Bruce and more 50s rock. With the wealth of information available regarding
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Tangled

PG | 1 hr 40 mins | Children's/family, Animation Movie
tangledWalt Disney Pictures presents "Tangled," one of the most hilarious, hair raising tales ever told. n theaters this holiday season in Disney Digital 3D™, "Tangled" is a story of adventure, heart, humor and hair...lots of hair.
Synopsis:
When the kingdom's most wanted and most charming bandit Flynn Rider hides out in a mysterious tower, he's taken hostage by Rapunzel, a beautiful and feisty tower bound teen with 70 feet of magical, golden hair. Flynn's curious captor, who's looking for her ticket out of the tower where she's been locked away for years, takes a deal with the handsome thief and the unlikely duo sets off on an action packed escapade, complete with a super cop horse, an over protective chameleon and a gruff gang of pub thugs.

Director: Byron Howard, Nathan Greno
Starring: Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi, Donna Murphy, Ron Perlman, M.C. Gainey, Jeffrey Tambor, Brad Garrett, Paul F. Tompkins

Movie Trailer Tangled

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Something Beyond Comprehension is Happening in The Rite

In its own feat, “The Exorcist” is one of those horror flicks that you can watch again and again, and be scared each time. When the film was debuted at 1973, few films in the horror genre have received so much attention or acclaim. But “The Exorcist” was quite
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

PG | 1 hr 52 mins | Fantasy, Family Movie
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn TreaderEdmund and Lucy Pevensie, along with their pesky cousin Eustace Scrubb – find themselves swallowed into a painting and on to a fantastic Narnian ship headed for the boundaries of the world.
Synopsis:
Joining forces once again with their royal friend Prince Caspian and the warrior mouse Reepicheep, they are whisked away on a mysterious mission to the Lone Islands, and beyond. On this bewitching voyage that will test their hearts and spirits, the trio will face magical Dufflepuds, sinister slave traders, roaring dragons and enchanted merfolk. Only an entirely uncharted journey to Aslan's Country – a voyage of destiny and transformation for each of those aboard the Dawn Treader – can save Narnia, and all the astonishing creatures in it, from an unfathomable fate

Director: Michael Apted
Screenwriter: Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, Richard LaGravenese, Michael Petroni
Starring: Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, Ben Barnes, Will Poulter, Gary Sweet, Bruce Spence, Arthur Angel, Shane Rangi, Liam Neeson

Movie Trailer The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Monday, November 22, 2010

Green Hornet Blasts Its Way to the New Decade

When the earliest promo trailer for the updated version of classic television show “The Green Hornet” invaded the web, the mainly feedback it got was dissatisfaction. The brief look at Seth Rogen’s performance also didn’t instantly motivate optimism as the masked superhero character created by George W. Trendle and Fran Striker, which first appeared in the
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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Officially Replaces "The Wash" As Worst "Movie" In History...


I don't even know where to start. "N-Secure" is so awful that you find yourself getting angry with everybody and everything that had anything to do with this "hot, period-panty mess" (c. nOvaslim). Have you ever felt yourself getting pissed off that the film you're watching was ever made in the first place? I know I haven't before this; the closest I've gotten was all of those Roc/Damon Dash movies starring Beanie Sigel and Memphis Bleek that I can't even remember the names of now. N-Secure makes those films look like Steven Soderbergh flicks, straight up.

I can't even give this "movie" a review, cause there is no real plot or point. I implore you never to come near this one...kinda look upon it like venturing near Dracula's coffin at sunset. But if you don't heed my very sage advice, know that I am about to give away some "spoilers" (though I really don't think it will make a bit of difference in your experience watching it). Here is my impression of the "movie" in bullet-points, cause this sh*t left me too spent to write full-on thoughtful paragraphs:

* First of all, how do you cast someone in the lead that looks exactly like Professor Oglevee from "The Parkers"? He even had his same...ummm...."zest" ifyaknowwhatimean. That distracted me for most of the "movie". Why not get the real thing? I'm sure he would have worked for the same salary as dude whose name I do not know and have no desire to look up.

* This "movie" is about a man who is so obsessed in his love relationships that he will practically beat down a woman if she is 4 minutes late (yes, literally), uses a CSI type blacklight to check for any stains on the sheets, put a GPS tracking system on his girl's car, goes ballistic over a curling iron burn cause he thinks it's a hickey, and makes his woman sign a contract that she will not have any girlfriends and return his calls within 1 minute. Yet no woman wants to leave him because of his high life in material things. WTF is this "movie" trying to say?

* I don't really know anything about "Nephew Tommy", but I do know he's in the running to be this century's Mantan Moreland. Can we have one more cue for bugged-out eye reaction, pretty please?

* Can somebody please explain to me why Thelma from "Good Times" has a three minute throwaway cameo in this "movie"? Is she related to one of the volunteer P.A.'s or something?

* Imma need Essence Atkins to show us that she has more range beyond what she has shown us on "Half And Half". I love her, but dang!

* I believe that this is the first time since "The Cosby Show" that I've seen Tempestt Bledsoe's hair looking decent, though 90% isn't really hers ifyaknaowwhatimean. Sadly, her acting hasn't improved even a microdot.

* Ditto for Elise Neal.

* Where the heck did they get the music from in this "movie"? It makes a Lifetime movie soundtrack sound like high-concept art. I mean strictly "As The World Turns" circa 1968.

* Why is Lamann Rucker (the only male eye-candy) given top billing, only to be bumped off in the first 15 minutes?

To sum up everything, this "movie" is about an unreasonable man who goes through extraordinary and quite unrealistic lengths to keep a leash on his woman. That's it. No reason is ever given for this, except that he had a controlling father...I would like to think it takes a little more than that to turn someone into a psychopath, but who am I to know? Obviously the writers of this "movie" know more than we do. A lot more, apparently, as nothing in this script or anything else makes any sense...including why this "movie" was made in the first place and why anybody even bothered to show the f*ck up.

Invisible Cinema rating: Z-


Friday, November 19, 2010

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

PG-13 | 2 hr 30 mins | Fantasy, Adventure Movie
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1The ultimate chapter of the Harry Potter saga comes to the screen in this feature adaptation of the popular novel by children's fantasy author J.K. Rowling. The Deathly Hallows will be split up into two films, with Part 2 set for release six months later.
Synopsis:
Part 1 begins as Harry, Ron and Hermione set out on their perilous mission to track down and destroy the secret to Voldemort's immortality and destruction; the Horcruxes. Without the guidance and protection of their professors, they must now rely on one another more than ever. But there are Dark Forces in their midst that threaten to tear them apart.

Meanwhile, the wizarding world has become a dangerous place for all enemies of the Dark Lord. The long dreaded war has begun and Voldemort's Death Eaters seize control of the Ministry of Magic and even Hogwarts, terrifying and arresting anyone who might oppose them. But the one prize they still seek is the one most valuable to Voldemort: Harry Potter. The Chosen One has become the hunted one as the Death Eaters seek for Harry with orders to bring him to Voldemort... alive.

Harry's only hope is to find the Horcruxes before Voldemort finds him. But as he searches for clues, he reveals an old and nearly forgotten tale the legend of the Deathly Hallows. And if the legend turns out to be true, it could give Voldemort the supreme power he seeks.

Little does Harry know that his future has already been decided by his past when, on that fateful day, he became "the Boy Who Lived." No longer just a boy, Harry Potter is drawing ever closer to the task for which he has been preparing since the day he first stepped into Hogwarts: the ultimate battle with Voldemort.

Director: David Yates
Screenwriter: Steve Kloves
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Ralph Fiennes, Bill Nighy, John Hurt, Rhys Ifans, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane, Imelda Staunton, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, Brendan Gleeson, Timothy Spall, David Thewlis, Julie Walters, Jason Isaacs, Miranda Richardson, Warwick Davis, Tom Felton, Bonnie Wright, Jamie Campbell Bower, Richard Griffiths, Matthew Lewis, Evanna Lynch, Fiona Shaw, Helen McCrory, David O'Hara, Natalia Tena

Movie Trailer Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

The Deathly Hallows Part 1: A Bloody Wicked Good Installment

With sixth movies already spawned over an almost 10 years interval, the Harry Potter film franchise has truly come a long way toward its final installment today, still to be told in two lengthy episodes. When the series launched with The Sorcerer's Stone that
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Unstoppable (2010)

PG-13 | 1 hr 38 mins | Action, Thriller Movie
UnstoppableDenzel Washington and Star Trek's Chris Pine star in this non-stop action thriller from director Tony Scott.
Synopsis:
A massive unmanned locomotive, nicknamed "The Beast" and loaded with toxic cargo, roars through the countryside, vaporizing anything put in front of it. A veteran engineer (Denzel Washington) and a young conductor (Chris Pine), aboard another train in the runaway's path, devise an incredible plan to try and stop it - and prevent certain tragedy in a heavily populated area.

Director: Tony Scott
Screenwriter: Mark Bomback
Starring: Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson, Kevin Chapman

Movie Trailer Unstoppable

Shaolin Brings Kung-Fu Back to the Famed Shrine

Located in Song Mountain near Zhengzhou City in Henan Province, Shaolin Temple has long been honored by countless Kung Fu movies as the center of martial arts. From the early Shaw Brothers Hong Kong films to the futuristic styling of “The Matrix” to the CGI-animated action-comedy “Kung Fu Panda”, this Buddhist monastery is
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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Skyline: Should Have Gone Straight to DVD

An alien invasion film always has great potential, but just not in “Skyline”. With this film, Strause brothers decide to present their directorial return, a few years after their disastrous turn at the helm of the “Aliens vs. Predator” franchise, surrounding foreign invasion from
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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Megamind

PG | 1 hr 36 mins | Animation, Children's/family, Comedy movie
MegamindDreamWorks Animation presents this satirical take on the superhero genre focusing on a down-and-out super villain who has to learn how to get his groove back when he's left without an arch nemesis in this comedy from directors Cameron Hood and Kyle Jefferson.
Synopsis:
"Megamind" is the most brilliant super villain the world has ever known... and the least successful. Through the years, he has tried to conquer Metro City in every imaginable way. Each attempt, a colossal failure thanks to the caped superhero known as "Metro Man," until the day Megamind actually defeats him in the throes of one of his botched evil plans. Suddenly, the fate of Metro City is endangered when a new villain comes and chaos goes rampant, leaving everyone to wonder: Can the world's biggest "mind" actually be the one to save the day?


Director: Tom McGrath
Starring: Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt, Tina Fey, Jonah Hill, David Cross, J.K. Simmons, Justin Theroux, Ben Stiller, Tom McGrath

Movie Trailer Megamind

Not All Souls Can Be Saved on Season of the Witch

What’s a new year without spooky witches roaming around the town and without Nic Cage showing off his new hairstyle? Therefore, when the first weekend of 2011 start on, two ‘interesting’ stuffs above will be blended up in a motion picture with sweet
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Monday, November 8, 2010

To Like Or Not To Like? That Is The Question....

OK. So saw Tyler Perry's "For Colored Girls" over the week-end. I purposely didn't read any reviews before seeing it (though I really wanted to) as I wanted to view it from my own perspective. I thought about writing this review the same day as seeing it, but I was unsure how I felt about it.

The fact is, I'm still pretty unsure. I know for a fact that it is the only Tyler Perry movie that I have ever even remotely liked, but I'm not sure how much. I saw the play when I was a little girl with my parents. It was long ago, but I do remember certain things about it. I remember thinking while watching the film "I don't remember any men being in that play". Sure there was talk about them, but I didn't remember seeing any.

The other thing, which I think may be my biggest problem with the film (besides the bad wigs and make-up) was that I didn't remember it being such a joyless experience to watch. At the play I remember feeling uplifted, with a great deal of admiration for the women involved. I remember that being colored and a girl seemed like a very great thing to be.



It is obvious Perry did try very hard to rise above his limitations, but we eventually get back to the branded theme of "bad Black men are the root of all Black women's ills." I'm ready to admit that bad relationships are afflicting our community in a huge and negative way, but that, monolithically, is certainly not the root of a great many of our problems. I would place racism high amongst that list (which I don't remember being talked about on any level in the film), as well as poverty, fifth rate education in public schools, lack of concern for nutrition, no genuine leadership in the community, and a host of other reasons as things we are to examine to make ourselves whole in the world.

Another limitation that has kept me from really getting into Perry's films is a complete lack of subtlety. I remember that the play was beautiful, and though not all beautiful things are subtle (certainly not), that was the beauty of this particular play. It made you think, to solve the riddles of Ntozake Shange's verse and prose. In the film, the transitions from regular speaking to the lines in the play were jarring, and mostly clumsily handled. A couple of times I found myself thinking "what the f*ck is she talking about?" only to realize a few moments later that a character was speaking lines from the play.

I did not think it lessened the experiences that were to be learned by adding men into the mix. And of course, the prose had to be expanded upon to make the film less "play-like", because as a lot of my readers have let me know, they are not huge fans of straight-on plays on film...I didn't think that detracted from the original messages of Shange. It was beautifully shot, and the set design seemed to be thoughtful. Everyone gave close to amazing performances, with special kudos to Whoopi Goldberg (surprising), Phylicia Rashad, Thandie Newton (underrated), and Macy Gray (whom I always love as an actress).


But I could not escape the feeling of claustrophobia that set in for me midway into the film. The close, tight face shots; the small, cramped apartments--began to close in on me. In the beginning of the film it was expansive and full of possibilities; as the film progressed and the plotlines and characters started to begin to be involved with one another, I felt myself shrinking. As everything became smaller and more universal, instead of feeling identity in the close relationships and growth of these women, I felt suffocated, and thoughts of wanting to escape the film began to arise.

"How long is this movie?" "Why is it so relentless in it's sadness and anger and hopelessness?" "Why doesn't anyone move from this horrible apartment building?" "Why does Janet Jackson's face look like a Kabuki mask?" And so on. Rape, abuse, mental illness, murder, undercover homosexuality....why did I not remember all of that from the play?

When the film ended, I was relieved. I don't think I've ever felt that way before about a movie. But I have to say I was relieved to see the misery about the pain men cause be over, to not have to look at the dreary apartments anymore, and to not see Lorretta Devine's craptastic wig any longer.

And that is DEFINITELY not what I should have been left with. The meaning of "Colored Girls" is to give hope and good cheer, to let Black women know that everything we need in this life, and any other life, is already inside of us. To let us know that as long as we support one another is sisterhood, in creativity, in our awesome womaness, it doesn't matter what a man does, or a whole race, or the whole world. We have to, and can, support and hold each other up.

That was the feeling I was left with in the play. The film seems to be a lot less emphatic about those things. And those messages--in and of themselves, are what kept this from being a great film, and instead simply a great try.

The Genesis Way of the Legendary Dragon

Legend never dies especially Bruce Lee legend is still proving potent for film-makers. As interest in Lee’s movies continues to grow nearly 37 years after his death in 1973, it recently inspired hit films “Ip Man” (葉問) and “Ip Man 2” (葉問2) and “The Legend Is Born: Ip Man” (葉問前傳), an
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Friday, November 5, 2010

Paranormal Activity 2

R | 1 hr 31 mins | Thriller, Sequel Movie
Paranormal Activity 2A sequel to "Paranormal Activity. Kip Williams directs from a script by Michael Perry.
Synopsis:
Spooky hauntings are once more the entree in this Paramount Pictures follow-up to Oren Peli's wildly successful supernatural thriller, Paranormal Activity.

Director: Kip Williams
Starring: Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat, Brian Boland, Molly Ephraim, Sprague Grayden

Movie Trailer Paranormal Activity 2

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The True Hooks for American Frontier Story Grit

Even though “3:10 to Yuma”, “Appaloosa” and “Open Range” were all decent attempts to breathe life into the western genre, there hasn’t been a really good western drama since Clint Eastwood directed “Unforgiven”. But now since the talented Coen brothers were going to put their own twist on the
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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Sigh Inducing Trailers...

What can I say? No freaking comment.

"Big Momma 3"

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"For Stuffed Colored Girls" (btw, is wayne brady looking kinda good? am i going crazy? NEVER thought i'd say that)

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The Legacy of Tron Changed the Virtual World Game

Those who remember seeing Disney's landmark computer-set adventure, “Tron”, on the cinema 27 years ago almost certainly remember those awe-inspiring two-wheeled light cycles. Now, in the sequel, “Tron Legacy”, the light cycles are back, but with a modern update so impressive that
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