Capture the Legendary Journey of the Owls of Ga'Hoole

September and October were infamous as months where much of children's fantasy books adaptation films were left exhausted at the box office competition. So it’s quite a question when Warner Bros. scheduled to release the Zack Snyder’s first foray into family zone with adapting “Guardians of Ga'Hoole”, a best-selling series of epic proportions intended for young adult readers written by Kathryn Lasky, in this month. Or maybe

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Please, Please, PleaseTell Me We're All Extras In "Inception"

Laurence Fishburne's daughter and some complete and total loser ...ummm..."speaking" about her "introduction" into the porn world. I know Larry is (allegedly) holed up with much weed, cigarettes, and the best case of vodka money can buy. I know I would be. Are they filming in a La Bon Pain chain restaurant in this youtube video? *le sigh*

I'm sorry, but this chick makes Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, and Paris Hilton look like Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Obama.

Salt

PG-13 | 1 hr 39 mins | Action, Thriller Movie
Angelina Jolie stars as a CIA operative on the run in the spy thriller Movie.
Synopsis:
As a CIA officer, Evelyn Salt (Jolie) swore an oath to duty, honor and country. Her commitment will be tried when a defector accuses her of being a Russian spy. Salt gets on the run, using all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative to elude capture. Salt's attempts to prove her innocence only serve to cast doubt on her motives, as the hunt to uncover the truth behind her identity continues and the question remains: "Who Is Salt?"

Director: Phillip Noyce
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber, Chiwetel Ejiofor

Movie Trailer Salt

For My New York Folkses....

And THIS Is Why I've Barely Been Blogging...

Okay, I'm coming back, but starting off with a quick one. I tweeted about this one this morning, but still can't wrap my mind around the direction in which Hollywood is heading....it just seems to get worse and worse by the millisecond.

Rihanna and that kinda hot dude Eric from "True Blood" (I can't remember his real name) are the leads in the film "Battleship", based on the freaking kids game! I wrote about this travesty of a possibility a couple years back, but figured someone must have come down from their crack high since I didn't hear about it again. Until now. Crack pipes for everyone!



(be back later with an ode to vonetta mcgee)


pic via dlisted


UPDATE: Hilarious reader comments:


TechKappen said...

Psssh. I'm still waiting on my Monopoly movie. But this sounds pretty riveting. Is he going to pick F5 or B7???

I wonder if they'll play on Rihanna's forehead...


Tafari said...

Never under estimate the value of a good crack high. Never!


Ehav Ever said...

I wonder if there will be a critical point in the movie, where all looks dark and at its worst. Then someone will yell out......You sank my battleship!

I Couldn’t Help it, I Can’t Get Enough of “Inception”

In a world full of recycled materials, the top three movies this weekend all were original stories, not sequels or adaptations of comic books, best-sellers, video games or other pre-existing material. Chris Nolan’s brilliant work in “Inception” once again took home the champion trophy, earned

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I Saw the Tale of Bittersweet Life Devil

South Korean director Kim Ji-woon has an impressive record of successfully tackling a wide range of film genres, acquiring a cult following among Asian films fans all over the world. Started out directing theater, Kim is growing significantly both as a director and a visual stylist as confirmed by two of his most popular films: the intelligent psychological horror “A Tale of Two Sisters” and the noir-inflected “A Bittersweet Life”, both of which were

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The Sorcerer's Apprentice

PG | 1 hr 51 mins | Family, Fantasy Movie
Based on the Fantasia short, Walt Disney resurrects the "Sorcerer's Apprentice" story with this children's fantasy film
Synopsis:
Balthazar Blake (Nicolas Cage) is a great sorcerer in modern day Manhattan attempting to defend the city from his arch-nemesis, Maxim Horvath (Alfred Molina). Balthazar can't do it alone, so he recruits Dave Stutler (Jay Baruchel), a apparently average guy who demonstrates secret potential, as his reluctant protégé. The sorcerer gives his unwilling accomplice a crash course in the art and science of magic, and together, these unlikely partners work to stop the forces of darkness. It'll take all the courage Dave can muster to survive his training, save the city and get the girl as he becomes "The Sorcerer's Apprentice."

Director: Jon Turteltaub
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel, Alfred Molina, Teresa Palmer, Monica Bellucci, Toby Kebbell

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A New Afterlife Dimension of Resident Evil

“Resident Evil,” or known as Biohazard (バイオハザード Baiohazādo) in Japan, made its 1996 debut on the Sony PlayStation with critical and commercial success that leading to a well-liked video game series and media franchise consisting of comic books, novelizations, films, and a variety of collectibles. Developed by Capcom and created by Shinji Mikami, the series has

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Dream A Big Box Office Dream is Your Inception

Christopher Nolan's best, "The Dark Knight," opened over the same weekend two years ago with a record $158.4 million. Now his newest action tale about a team that sneaks into people's dreams, “Inception”,

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Despicable Me

PG | 1 hr 35 mins | Comedy, Children's, Animation Movie
new Universal’s 3—D CGI feature, Despicable Me. The world's greatest villain has just met his greatest challenge: three little girls named Margo, Edith and Agnes.
Synopsis:
In a bright suburban region surrounded by white picket fences with flowering rose bushes, sits a black house with a dead lawn. Unbeknownst to the neighbors, hidden beneath this home is a vast secret hideout. Bordered by a small army of minions, we discover Gru (voiced by Steve Carell), preparation the biggest heist in the history of the world. He is going to steal the moon.Gru enjoys in all things wicked. Armed with his arsenal of shrink rays, freeze rays, and vehicles for land and air, he vanquishes all who stand in his way. Until the day he encounters the immense will of three little orphaned girls who look at him and see something that no one else has ever seen: a potential Dad.

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Starring: Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Miranda Cosgrove, Jack McBrayer, Mindy Kaling, Jemaine Clement, Julie Andrews, Will Arnett, Kristen Wiig, Danny McBride

Movie Trailer Despicable Me

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Inception: No Doubt A Perfect Scorer

After the assailment of horde no brainer, just for fun, trying to be clever spectacles all over the year, this is just the right time to gratifying our self, eye and brain with something intelligent, smart, a tour de force of imagination and visual. Came from the masterpiece maker himself, Christopher Nolan, “Inception” is nothing short of a monumental accomplishment, a science fiction heist thriller that exceeds even

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A Better Tomorrow for Reign of Assassins

After a string of action films in Hollywood, legendary Hong Kong director John Woo, who making his name as a heroic bloodshed director focused on massive amounts of gunplay, return to his hometown and made the Chinese epic “Red Cliff”, which landed on several critics top 10 lists of 2009. Now comes “Reign of Assassins”, a new martial arts film that Woo produced

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The Last Airbender

PG | 1 hr 43 mins | Adventure, Family, Action Movie
Based on the hugely booming Nickelodeon animated TV series, the live action feature film “The Last Airbender” is the opening chapter in Aang’s struggle to survive.
Synopsis:
Air, Water, Earth, Fire. Four states united by destiny when the Fire Nation sets up a wild war against the others. A century has passed with no hope in sight to change the path of this destruction. Caught between combat and courage, Aang (Noah Ringer) discovers he is the lone Avatar with the power to control all four elements. Aang teams with Katara (Nicola Peltz), a Waterbender, and her brother, Sokka (Jackson Rathbone), to restore proportion to their war torn universe.

Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Starring: Noah Ringer, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone, Dev Patel, Jessica Jade Andres, Aasif Mandvi, Shaun Toub, Cliff Curtis, Keong Sim

Movie Trailer The Last Airbender

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Predators: This New Chapter is a Game Preserve

In 1987, “Predator”, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, introduced one of the most enduring characters in sci-fi history, an invisibility-cloaked extra-terrestrial warrior who wreaked havoc in the jungle. After a sequel and two other films in which they even tried a crossover with another saga of alien character, now, thanks to the consistency of Robert Rodriguez, “Predators” returns to

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The Last Exorcism Wakes The Devil Inside

With vampires and zombies all the rage among supernatural horror films, we were beginning to think that religious-themed horror had gone the way of the mammoths. Therefore, August 27th is going to be quite an interesting day in the horror world when Lionsgate's releases their promising little chiller that looks to revitalize the subgenre. Mixes the plot of a movie

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Eclipse Takes a Bite Out of the Box Office

As female "Twi-hard" fans lined up for "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse", which follows the continuing romantic adventures of teen Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and werewolf Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner), this third chapter in Meyer's vampire romance instantly became the sole survivor in the US Independence Day holiday frame. Debuting last Wednesday with

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The Last Airbender: Impresses As a Series of Snapshots

The problem is it's not a photoshop portfolio, but a movie! M. Night Shyamalan is no longer the same sensitive, cinematically-engaged filmmaker who gave us the surprisingly great "The Sixth Sense". This big screen adaptation of the highly regarded epic animated series that ran on Nickelodeon from 2005 to 2008, marks Shyamalan’s first foray into mass-scale pre-existing franchise adaptation, but he completely failed to seize upon whatever it might be.
Like the series, the story takes place in

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Grown Ups

PG-13 | 1 hr 42 mins | Comedy Movie
This movie was awesome you gotta go see it all u could want in a comedy
Synopsis:
After thirty years from high school graduating, five former basketball teammates meet at the lake house where they celebrated their greatest victory to mourn the passing of their late coach. During the July Fourth weekend, five friends to realize that just because they are grown up and starting a family does not mean that they have lost the old spark. Adulthood is what you make of it, and no one at the lake house is eager to be the grown-up of the gang.

Director: Dennis Dugan
Cast: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Salma Hayek, Maria Bello

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Eclipse: What Should You Expect? It’s Twilight

Like my reviews for previous films in the Twilight Saga, this one for the third which is “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” perhaps won’t be a friendly one for many Twilighters out there. The franchise obviously has sets itself on with a formula that made many teen and tween hearts beat faster worldwide. It maybe has

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