Monday, August 30, 2010

Beyond Life and Hopes, There is a Hereafter

The 80-year-old actor turned director Clint Eastwood might be famous for his roles in films including “Dirty Harry”, “The Good The Bad And The Ugly” and “Rawhide”, but he also won acclaim for his work as a director in many films such as “Unforgiven”, “Million Dollar Baby”, “Letters from
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Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Last Exorcism: An Actively Engaging Horror

Daniel Stamm's “The Last Exorcism” - originally known as “Cotton” - drew much attention first because of the presence of Eli Roth as a producer and then because it was a horror film shot in a raw, moc-doc style, which became popular again thank to the massive
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Friday, August 27, 2010

The Expendables

R | 1 hr 43 mins | War, Action, Thriller Movie
The ExpendablesSylvester Stallone gears up for a men on a mission film with the Nu Image/Millennium Films war picture
Synopsis:
"The Expendables" is a hard-hitting action/thriller about a group of mercenaries hired to penetrate a South American country and overthrow its ruthless dictator. Once the mission starts, the men realize things aren’t quite as they look, finding themselves caught in a dangerous web of deceit and treachery. With their mission thwarted and an innocent life in danger, the men struggle with an even harder challenge ; one that threatens to ruin this band of comrades.

Director: Sylvester Stallone
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, David Zayas, Giselle Itie, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke

Movie Trailer The Expendables

Buy The Expendables Soundtrack and DVD :
The Expendables: Original Motion Picture SoundtrackThe Expendables

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Frozen: A Gripping Situation Driven Film

Have you ever been on a ski lift going up a mountain and it inexplicably stops halfway up? Well, if never is the answer so this latest horror movie from director Adam Green, “Frozen”, perhaps could inspire you with the fear and dread effect of such a situation. The story follows three friends, Parker (Supernatrual’s Emma Bell), Dan (Kevin Zegers of
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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Still Armed, Still Dangerous, Still Got the Red

Comics are really the new spec-scripts, and Hollywood is very amenable to a script with big pictures. Around the time of Comic-Con only, there will be a rapid excess of comic book adaptations coupled with the release of a brand new graphic novel. Though some of them sound
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Eat Pray Love

PG-13 | 2 hr 13 mins | Drama Movie
Eat Pray LoveBased upon the bestselling memoir by Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love proves that there genuinely is more than one way to let yourself go and see the world.
Synopsis:
Liz Gilbert (Julia Roberts) had everything a woman is supposed to dream of having a successful career, a husband, a house still like so some others, she found herself lost, confused, and searching for what she really wanted in life. Newly divorced and at a crossroads, Gilbert steps out of her comfort zone, risking everything to change her life, embarking on a journey around the world that becomes a quest for self discovery. In her journeys, she discovers the true pleasance of nourishment by eating in Italy; the power of prayer in India, and, finally and unexpectedly, the inner peace and balance of true love in Bali.

Director: Ryan Murphy
Starring: Julia Roberts, James Franco, Javier Bardem, Viola Davis, Billy Crudup, Richard Jenkins

Movie Trailer Eat Pray Love

Buy Elizabeth Gilbert Paperback  Eat, Pray, Love :
Come, reza, ama / Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia (MTI) (Spanish Edition)Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Will it be the Right One Decision to Let Me In?

An ingenious genre film that manages to terrify and endear in the same instant, Swedish “Let the Right One In” not just successfully gathered widespread critical acclaim but also won numerous awards including the "Founders Award for Best Narrative Feature" at the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival and the European Fantastic Film Festivals Federation's 2008 Méliès d'Or (Golden Méliès) for the "Best European Fantastic Feature Film." Written and adapted
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Monday, August 16, 2010

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Ultimate Geek Mash-Up

Based upon the acclaimed Japanese inspired cult comic book by Brian O'Malley, “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World” bursts to life with the help of the ultimate British fanboy filmmaker Edgar Wright. The “Hot Fuzz” and “Shaun of the Dead” director continues to bring his bold direction and visual storytelling that here
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Saturday, August 14, 2010

The Expendables: A Big Brainless Action film

Star-studded “The Expendables” is probably the most anticipated one from Sylvester Stallone's late-period career comeback as the man tapping into the 80s action aesthetic that made him a Hollywood superstar in the first place. Unites some of the greatest action stars from the last two decades including
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The Other Guys

PG-13 | 1 hr 47 mins | Comedy Movie
The Other GuysWill Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg star as cops in this comedy directed by Adam McKay and co-written by McKay and Land of the Lost scribe Chris Henchy. Dwayne Johnson, Samuel L. Jackson, and Steve Coogan co-star
Synopsis:
Set in New York City, The Other Guys follows Detective Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell), a forensic accountant who's more interested in paperwork than hitting the streets, and Detective Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg), a tough guy who has been stuck with Allen as his partner ever since an unfortunate run in with Derek Jeter. Allen and Terry idolize the city’s top cops, Danson and Highsmith (Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson), but when an opportunity arises for the Other Guys to step up, things don’t quite go as planned.

Director: Adam McKay
Starring: Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton, Steve Coogan, Ray Stevenson, Samuel L. Jackson, Dwayne Johnson, Rob Riggle, Damon Wayans Jr.

Movie Trailer The Other Guys

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Once Upon a Time inside Detective Dee’s Mystery Case

Schooled in American filmmaking, Hong Kong filmmaker Tsui Hark is best known for directing and producing a series of hit action movies in Formosa Land throughout the 1980s and early ’90s ranging from the acclaimed drama “Peking Opera Blues” to the “Once Upon A Time in China” martial arts series that made Jet Li a superstar. In recent years,
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Return of the Fury, Legendary Fist of Chen Zhen

Chen Zhen is a very well known Chinese folk hero who’s created by Hong Kong writer Ni Kuang and believed to be based on a real student of Huo Yuanjia, a Chinese martial artist who lived in the late Qing Dynasty period of Chinese history, as depicted by Jet Li in “Fearless”. Zhen became an icon of Chinese national empowerment after
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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Café’s Most Anticipated 2010 Films: Part Three

With the summer winding down, the studios are welcome you to their annual fall and holiday film fest by taking in a bunch of title at you're neighborhood multiplex. Thanksgiving and Christmas films that really get the adults and families back into the theaters, parade of horror films that pop up between September and October, also add to the fact
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Saturday, August 7, 2010

Dinner for Schmucks

PG-13 | 1 hr 50 mins | Comedy Movie
Dinner for SchmucksFrom Jay Roach, director of "Meet the Parents" and "Meet the Fockers" came an unforgettable feast of two unlikely best friends and one very memorable dinner.
Synopsis:
Tim (Paul Rudd) is a man almost has it all. The only thing that prevented the success of his total career is finding a special guest to be reconciled to his boss' annual Dinner for Extraordinary People, an event where the winner brings the most eccentric characters as a guest.
Enter Barry (Steve Carell), a man with a passion for dressing mice in small clothes to create the great works of art.

Director: Jay Roach
Starring: Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Jemaine Clement, Jeff Dunham, Bruce Greenwood, Ron Livingston, Stephanie Szostak, Lucy Davenport, Kristen Schaal

Movie Trailer Dinner for Schmucks

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Don’t Forget to Update Your Status at The Social Network

Facebook's growth as an Internet social networking site is remarkable, since the site was launched in February 2004, it’s now had more than 500 million active users from all over the world. It’s really a virtual state—and not a small one, either. Even Facebook fanatics spend (or perhaps waste) 500 billion minutes per month on the site. Well, who wouldn’t want to spend time on Facebook? People can
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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Where Da White Women At?

That really should have been the title of this film. What do you say about a movie that bills itself as the "Black" version of Warren Beatty's "Shampoo", yet has nothing in common with it except that a hairdresser has sex with his clients? A lot of sex.

"Black Shampoo" stars John Daniels (a Black Lou Ferrigno doppelganger), as "Mr. Jonathan", who apparently owns an upscale hair salon by the same name on Sunset Blvd. in Los Angeles, that supposedly caters to the elite. I say apparently and supposedly, because since this film seems to be made on about $26, we only see two rooms of this "upscale" salon that has a few chairs and a few ferns. And a couch in the back that would probably make a CSI black-light explode in disgust.


Mr. Jonathan must have been doing hair for a long time and had his fill, because we never see him actually styling one head. Oh, except in the opening credits, where it seems someone just washing your hair can give you the greatest orgasm you've ever had in your life.

Mr. Jonathan spends his day going from one white woman to the next, juking happily three to four times a day, either in the shop or making house calls. He does this while wearing his white hairstyling uniform, which looks like a gay male nurse's uniform, and never bothering to hit his peen with a lick of water in between trysts, not even with a moist baby wipe.


He hires a Black receptionist, and they go to dinner exactly one time, and decide they are completely and totally in love forever and ever. Well, I guess like they say, for Mr. Jonathan once you go Black, you never go back.

Turns out that said receptionist is Mr. Big's ho, and ran away, and Mr. Big kidnaps her back. It is unclear what exactly Mr. Big does, but he always carries a briefcase, even at the pool, and exclaims once loudly that he has to make "some goddamn speech at some goddamn dinner". To address what, heaven only knows.



The rest of the film shows Mr. Jonathan trying to get his Black Queen back, but that is genuinely just filler for the sex scenes. What this film is really is soft porn, and not very good soft porn at that. It is worth a look just to see how ridiculous some films of the period were, and how producers would put "Black" in front of everything and anything just to draw in an audience. It is also quite a sight to see Mr. Jonathan walk around like a baby gorilla in a two sizes too tight hairdresser uniform, and the awful, stunning, unbelievable 70's stereotypes of the gay male hairdressers he has working for him. Truly riveting....they make "Men On Film" from "In Living Color" look like Terry Crews and Tiny Lister.


Ms. Invisible says check it out.

Unfortunately, the movie trailer seems to have disappeared from the internets, but here is the radio commercial trailer for it...dripping with innuendos:

Monday, August 2, 2010

Gratitude...

If you look at the top of my right sidebar, you'll see a little ditty that will connect you to the Black Weblog Awards. Now, this honor of being a finalist (much less being nominated) came as a complete a total shock to me, as I never once asked anyone to nominate me...I felt that maybe I would try next year.

But then I found out that it was YOU, my readers, that put me in the final 5 of all the Black film blogs in the world. And no matter what happens with this, I am forever humbled and grateful for that.

I promise (for real this time) to write more, as this is probably the most encouragement I could ever get, besides you standing by me and consistently sending emails, even when I wasn't blogging that much.

I love talking with you and not at you, and you have been so engaging, so encouraging, and really feel like friends through these past 3 years.

I don't know why I would very much like to win this particular award, I think maybe because it would be a validation that I am moving in the direction of life I was meant to go in. I have been laying plans for a huge Black Cinema project for the past year--a plan to bring it to the masses both Black and non, and to put award winning Black film blogger on top of that too would be...well you know.

OK, I'll stop the sap now--just show me LOVE and vote for me on the Black Weblog Finalist Award badge! You have from today until I believe August 30th to vote, but the earlier the better. For THIS blog, lol. Thanks, I promise I won't bug you about it--it's always a pleasure to have you here. And like Butta said, you don't have to be Black to vote...


Back tonight with a review of "Black Shampoo".

Sunday, August 1, 2010

I Always Loved The Way She Said Mamuwalde...

I wanted to write this post last week, but alas, your favorite slacker was caught doing what she does best.

Vonetta McGee passed away July 9th, and hearing the news made me lament on not just her, but many Black actresses in the 70's. People like her, Judy Pace, Rosalind Cash, etc...so naturally beautiful, stylish, and full of vibrancy, only to be treated practically like furniture for the most part.

Vonetta was one that actually got to be featured in a way that required real acting, even though her main films were considered "Blaxploitation". Her breakout was in "Blacula", as the object of Blacula's affection. Even though dude wore a cape and was a vampire, she saw beneath that for the sexy, intelligent, manly piece of lovely chocolate that he was....when she called his name "Mamuwalde" she said it with such sweetness and reverence, and it made a ridiculous film less ridiculous.


She was in "Shaft in Africa", "Hammer", "Detroit 9000", and "The Eiger Sanction" with Clint Eastwood, with the very tragic name of "Jemima". It was major for a Black actress to make a crossover like that back then....she could have been a Zoe Saldana today if this were her time. She also did a tremendous amount of television, but doesn't have any credits since 1998.

One film I remember in particular was a film called "Thomasine And Bushrod", which was kinda sorta like a Black version of Bonnie and Clyde in the old west. It was directed by Gordon Parks Jr., who also directed "Superfly". It was really a thin film, filled in with an inordinate amount of montages, but she was something to look at. She co-starred with her real life lover, Max Julian (The Mack), who talked to her like a pimp to his 'ho. He was kinda scary with that, and every time I've seen that film I could truly imagine their relationship being like that in real life. I seem to have read somewhere that she never married, and after being with Max Julian, it isn't hard to process why.


But I digress....peaceful journey, Vonetta; your memory will always be kept alive here and the projects I work on, beautiful one.

The trailer from Blacula:




Sorry, I couldn't find a trailer of Thomasine And Bushrod, but here is a clip from the film:

Aftershock: An Earnest Treatment of Human Drama

With disaster drama film “Aftershock”, director Feng Xiaogang has proved that he’s not only capable making comedies in Beijing dialect but he’s also a good one in delivering a film rich with human emotions. The long-awaited film by one of China’s more successful directors has grossed over RMB 100 million within three days of its release on July 22. With a budget of more than
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